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Angry Toilet Paper Amigurumi Pattern

Angry Toilet Paper Amigurumi Pattern
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2-3 Hours Time Needed
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Beginner Friendly Level

Perfect for those just starting their sewing journey, with clear instructions and simple techniques

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Complete in under 2 hours—quick, fun, and perfect for a little creative escape.

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About This Angry Toilet Paper Amigurumi Pattern

This delightfully absurd pattern transforms everyday toilet paper into an adorable grumpy character that's sure to get laughs from everyone who sees it. Using basic half double crochet techniques, you'll create both the realistic-looking roll and the soft toilet paper that wraps around it. The genius design includes two different facial expressions - one angry face on the roll itself and a second face that appears when the toilet paper is unrolled, creating a fun interactive element that makes this project truly special.

Angry Toilet Paper Amigurumi Pattern crochet pattern - detailed view of completed project

Perfect for holiday ornaments, gag gifts, or just adding some humor to your home decor, this pattern uses simple materials you likely already have on hand. The finished piece is lightweight and durable, making it ideal for hanging on Christmas trees or displaying year-round.

Why You'll Love This Angry Toilet Paper Amigurumi Pattern

I absolutely love this pattern because it's so unexpectedly charming and brings instant smiles to everyone's faces! The combination of realistic craftsmanship with silly humor makes it such a conversation starter. I enjoy how quick and satisfying it is to complete - you can finish it in one sitting and immediately start sharing laughs with friends and family. The interactive element of the unrolling toilet paper with the hidden second face never gets old, and it's become one of my favorite last-minute gift ideas because it's so unique and memorable.

Angry Toilet Paper Amigurumi Pattern step 1 - construction progress Angry Toilet Paper Amigurumi Pattern step 2 - assembly progress Angry Toilet Paper Amigurumi Pattern step 3 - details and accessories Angry Toilet Paper Amigurumi Pattern step 4 - final assembly and finishing

Switch Things Up

I love experimenting with this pattern by changing up the facial expressions to create different personalities! Sometimes I make a surprised face with wide-open eyes, or even a sleepy expression with closed eyes and a little smile. You could also try adding small accessories like a tiny crocheted hat or bowtie to give your toilet paper character even more personality.

For seasonal variations, I've made Halloween versions with spooky faces, Valentine's Day versions with heart-shaped eyes, and even patriotic versions with red, white, and blue color schemes. The beauty of this pattern is how adaptable it is to any theme or occasion you have in mind.

Common Mistakes & How to Fix Them

✗ Not leaving long enough tail when fastening off the roll - leave extra yarn for secure sewing ✗ Making the toilet paper section too wide or narrow - ensure it matches the roll width perfectly ✗ Using too much hot glue when attaching toilet paper - less is more for clean results ✗ Cutting felt pieces too small for the angry face - make them slightly larger than needed for proper adhesion

Angry Toilet Paper Amigurumi Pattern

Create this hilarious and unique angry toilet paper amigurumi that's perfect for bringing humor to your holiday decorations! This clever pattern features a realistic toilet paper roll with an adorable grumpy face that reveals a second expression when unrolled. Made with simple half double crochet stitches in white and tan yarn, this quirky project combines functionality with personality. It's an entertaining conversation starter that makes a perfect gag gift or festive ornament for those who love unconventional holiday decor.

Beginner Friendly 2-3 Hours

Materials Needed for Angry Toilet Paper Amigurumi Pattern

— Main Fabric

  • 01
    Medium worsted yarn in white color for toilet paper section
  • 02
    Medium worsted yarn in tan color for the inner roll tube

— Tools Required

  • 01
    Crochet hook size 3.75mm
  • 02
    Yarn needle for sewing
  • 03
    Hot glue gun and glue sticks
  • 04
    Scissors for cutting
  • 05
    Black felt for facial features
  • 06
    Ornament string for hanging

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— Toilet Paper (in white) :

Row 1 :

CH 61 stitches. Starting from the second chain from the hook, HDC all the way down the row. [60]

Rows 2-10 :

CH 1, turn your work. HDC all the way down the row. (9 rows total) [60]

Info :

Fasten off. No need to leave a long tail.

— Roll (in tan) :

Row 1 :

CH 26 stitches. Starting from the second chain from the hook, HDC all the way down the row. [25]

Rows 2-12 :

CH 1, turn your work. HDC all the way down the row. (11 rows total) [25]

Info :

Leave a long tail for sewing. Fasten off and sew the last row to the first row together.

Assembly Instructions

  • Flip the outer edges of the tube inwards to create a more structured roll that matches the width of the toilet paper
  • Coat the tan tube with hot glue and carefully wrap the white toilet paper piece around it
  • Cut out angry facial expressions from black felt and glue them onto the visible face of the roll
  • Once the toilet paper can be unrolled, glue the second facial expression onto the toilet paper itself
  • Tie ornament string around the tube and hide the knot inside the roll for a clean finish

Important Notes

  • 💡Use black felt instead of embroidery thread or safety eyes to prevent them from showing through when toilet paper is unrolled
  • 💡Make sure the roll width matches the toilet paper width exactly for proper proportion
  • 💡Apply hot glue sparingly to avoid messy appearance and ensure clean edges
  • 💡Cut felt pieces slightly larger than needed to ensure proper coverage of facial features

This wonderfully weird Angry Toilet Paper pattern brings together craftsmanship and comedy in the most unexpected way! It's the perfect project for anyone who loves making people laugh while showing off their crochet skills. The interactive design with two different faces creates endless entertainment, and the quick completion time means you can make several for all your friends who appreciate quirky handmade gifts. Get ready to roll with laughter! 🧻✨

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FAQs

Can I use different colored yarn instead of white and tan?

Absolutely! While white and tan create the most realistic toilet paper look, you can use any colors you prefer. Just make sure there's good contrast between the roll and the paper for visual appeal.

Is this safe to give as a gift to children?

Yes, this is safe for children since we use felt pieces glued on rather than small safety eyes or buttons that could be choking hazards. Just ensure all felt pieces are securely glued.

How do I make the toilet paper unroll smoothly?

The key is not to use too much hot glue when attaching the toilet paper to the roll. Apply glue sparingly and make sure the toilet paper isn't glued down too tightly at the starting edge.

Can this pattern be made larger or smaller?

Yes! You can adjust the size by changing your hook size and proportionally adjusting the number of chains and rows. Just make sure the roll and toilet paper widths still match.